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男はつらいよ」の寅さんの口上

Wah tock shi, oo marley mo so dutchy mo cuts oosh kah she bahm aht-tah dess. Tie shahku ten knee ooboo you o tsoo kah ee, say wa "cool oomah", nah wa "tora-geero". hit toe yone day "who ten no tora" toe hoss she muss!

O my none kah knee chew shoe keyg yoe no kay-eigh shah no key mo chee gah wakah tteh tom mah roo kah! me a get tah mone dah yo, yah neigh yah no hoon doe she.

サスケ

He kah lee ah roo toe koh row knee, kah gay gah ah roo. Mahk oweto, ake-owe no kah gay knee, kah zoo she ray gnu ninja no sug ahtah gah ot-tah. E no chee owe kah keh teh, reck she owets coot tah, kah gay no o toke owe tahtchy. Dah gah, hit-toe yo, now toe nah kah reh. yah me knee oo marl-eh, yah me knee key A roo, soreh gah ninja no saddam ay none o'dah. Suss keh? O my o kill!